Complicated and Funny Reasons Why Some People are Single

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Online users have sparked a funny and interesting debate on Twitter after giving their testimonies on why they are single, with many highlighting with photos, videos and Meme why they are not yet in a relationship.

The trending debate under the hashtag ‘#IamSingleBecause’ has been among the most trending topic for a couple of days with people, mostly youths making fun, some even politicizing the topic, especially as the country is coming to an end of an electioneering period.

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There are many reasons why a person would be single at any particular season of their life. However weird they mey sound, they are the ones who understand their situation better than anyone.
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Joe Reithi cheekily said he was single because of the opaque nature of the playing field. This sarcastically referred to the just concluded elections in Kenya where a faction of the IEBC commissioners said the election results were opaque.

These are some of the reasons why some social media users said they were still single:

Love is complicated. Relationships are serious. Marriages are for a lifetime. These are the reasons why understanding people’s perspectives on their choices are very difficult. Situations vary from one person to another.
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1. I am Single because people don’t believe that I am single.

2. I am single because of the economic crisis.

3. I am Single because men are scared of curves hahaha – Wanga Wamuhuyu

4. I am Single because the last time I was someone’s type, I was donating blood.

Some social media users said that they were still single because they always attract the wrong partners.
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5. I am Single because I am in love with someone who is in love with someone else.

6. I am Single because I want to make KBC great again ( AzimioTV) – Samuel Obwangi

7. I am single because I am mourning her majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

8.  I am Single because emotional unstable.

9.  I am Single because my soul mate died when we were still young.

10. I am Single because I am always attracting baby mamas – Tupac Maake


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11. I am Single because I will not settle for anything less than what I deserve because I also offer the same, so I expect to get the same. Definitely willing to wait for that kind of love.

12. I am single because I love men who know how to treat a woman well; I am yet to find one.

13. I am single because all I want is peace.

Some explained that they were single because nobody wanted them, wondering why that was even happening. 

Real Murumba said he was single because he was always working during night shifts.

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