Relationships ultimately take people to conversations around bedroom matters. Various people have different ways of making the bedroom fire going.
King Jonah, a Twitter user, has highlighted some humorous things people should avoid while on a ‘cloud 9 trip’, or put in Kenyan slang, ‘Twa Twa’.
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He advises people to avoid saying “I love you,” cut back on chatting, and wait until the process is straightforward in their eyes before declaring their love.
Here are other things that Jonah feels you should not do while on the ‘cloud 9 trip’ or ‘Twa Twa’:
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1. You shouldn’t act on everything you read on adult content websites. For example, if someone says that the collapsed doggy is the best, you might want to try it but realize that you can’t; please leave it; if you are a two minutes person, do it and then take a break. Ladies, if you can’t do it, say it. It’s not a crime.
2. Inform your partner before you try to spice up your relationship. If she gave you a light spanking the other day, don’t make her have a hefty duty today because you have seen it somewhere and want to try it without her knowledge.
3. Men, it’s called kissing. You are not a vampire. Take it easy and be delicate. Don’t swallow or sever your lips in the middle of a kiss.
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4. Women, stop pretending to have orgasms. If your boyfriend isn’t doing it properly, tell him about it, and vice versa.
5. Always apply safety measures. Condoms are always considerably less expensive than diapers. If you aren’t ready to start a family, always be aware of your partner’s status before getting close to one another.
6. Do not use improper equipment. Nylon is not a condom. Furthermore, you are on your own if you don’t have the money to buy lubricantS and believe that olive oil will suffice. Saliva is not a lubricant, my brother.
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7. Take charge of your mess and tell the other person if you have gastrointestinal problems. Otherwise, stop polluting the air and messing with the house.
8. Ladies, stop screaming and start moaning instead. Screaming turns off a lot of guys. Remember that none of you is a robot, dildo, doll, or sex toy. Be gentle.
Article by Agnes Aboo
Email: agnesaboo@upeohubdigital.co.ke